Made me smile anyway
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his torch around, looking for any items of value, when a voice in the dark said, ‘Jesus knows you’re here.’
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked the torch off, and froze. After a while When he heard nothing else, he shook his head and continued search.
He found a DVD player and hepulled it out to disconnect it from the mains, clear as a bell he heard ‘Jesus is watching you.’
Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his torch illuminated a parrot.
‘Did you say that?’ he hissed at the parrot.
‘Yes’, the parrot confessed, then squawked, ‘I’m just trying to warn you that he’s watching you.’
The burglar relaxed. ‘Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?’
‘Moses,’ replied the bird.
‘Moses?’ the burglar laughed. ‘What kind of people would name a parrot Moses?’
‘The same kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus.’